Why Halloween is Better Than Sex
Got this from a friend... and couldn't resist sharing it here!
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood in an hour!
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood in an hour!
posted by Anonymous at 3:17 PM
7 Comments:
hahahahahahahahahaha
Loved it! some people have all the creativity. Here via Michele's
Saying Howdy via Michele :)
I LOVE IT!!! LMAO!
I like your blog. I'll link it as one of my favorites if you don't mind.
That's too funny! I've printed it off to share with the neighbors! However Hud still thinks there are some things candy can't replace!!!!!!!
The Halloween list is very cute, Cathy (with a C). I'd not seen this version before.
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